Some Funny Quotes I Have Heard Myself.
Posted: Tuesday, March 10, 2009
by Connor Davidson
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People say the a lot before they think. Here is a few examples.
While studying a process called Osmosis someone shouted, "Osmosis, wasn't he that guy in the bible?" We were all sitting in an exam, silent. The exam was on map skills. One girl shouts "Mrs do I have to use the map."
Years ago a girl complained to her friend: "he keeps telling me dinosaurs are real, I'm not stupid, tell him dinosaurs are not real."
Another good one is when one of my friends was arguing with someone who had been annoying him. Here is how it went.
"I bet you have never read a book before," my friend said.
"I have," she replied.
"Yes the Hungry Caterpillar, or was that too sophisticated?" he asked.
"Are you calling me fat?" She answered."
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Top-level comments on this article: (2 total)Connor, a frinedly suggestion, go over all with a spell check. I go over mine consistently and to tell you the truth everyone misses something. Then after you load it do the same. I find many changes because of the conversion process. Good job though. Now note friendly above in my comments. The fingers quicker then the brain.Please log in to respond to this comment.
Heh, funny quotes. I have heard a few of those but only some.Please log in to respond to this comment.
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